Cast Your Vote Today!

I was awoken at 4:48am this morning by a text message from a friend in New York who apparently forgot that if it's pretty early where he lives, I'd most likely still be asleep on the other side of the country. This might be forgivable if it was something particularly important, but in reality he was threatening to punch me in the crotch if I didn't vote. I'm curious whether this was a general threat he sent to many people on his contacts list, or if I have somehow earned his ire in particular. Nevertheless, I can get behind the general sentiment, if not the particular threat to my reproductive capabilities, and consequently I have decided to make a quick post to ensure this anonymous New Yorkian that I am indeed aware of the grave decision due to be made this very evening:

I really can't decide if this is funny or sad, though I'm leaning toward the latter, seeing as whichever idiot wrote it got their timeline completely wrong, having Lando claim he's against a war that was already nearly twenty years in the past. That, and poor Billy Dee gets that confused, "where am I?" look characteristic of the elderly at the very end. If that's not sad, I don't know what is. Hopefully there will be some other news tonight to cheer me up.