A largely carbon-based organism, Colonel Gentleman struggles every day to bring effete dandyism back to the forefront of polite society. Sparring only with his wit and ponderous vocabulary (because the government arbitrarily decided a walking stick containing a sword to be a "concealed weapon"), the good Colonel sits uncomfortably in his ivory tower, wryly pondering how many elephants died to provide the construction materials.
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oh my god. it took a second but oh my god!
wow....
Had I known about this place sooner, I would never have left Arlington!!
pictures of prom + pedophile joke = Jim misses high school
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